We’ve moved!

Overheard at UMBC — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:16:35 +0000

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She’s part of the Weather Channel’s R&D division

Daedalus — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:00:36 +0000

Blonde: I hate rainy days. Look at this! It’s like God’s pissing on me.

Overheard outside Susquehanna
by CB

We’re moving!

Daedalus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:37:40 +0000

Hey everybody! Thanks for a great semester of quotes so far. You guys are the whole reason this place stays up at all, after all.

I just wanted to let you know that OverheardAtUMBC is moving over to UMBCUnderground!. The change will happen sometime soon, but don’t worry! You’ll still be able to access the site from overheardatumbc.net.

Here’s to a hilarious future!

Sovereignty. It’s not just for nations anymore.

Daedalus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:34:18 +0000

Guy: Daaaammmmnnnn, what? They all got their whole country down at that field?
Girl: Mhmmm.

Overheard by Erickson Field
by Umbc student

All I really want is a piping hot eggroll in my mouth.

Daedalus — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:00:47 +0000

Guy 1: I gotta get me some of that Jow Jing…
Guy 2: Does that mean poon? I’m not really up on my slang.

Overheard in the Commons
by Anonymous

It could be air. I mean, air is EVERYWHERE!

Daedalus — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:00:42 +0000

Sorority Girl 1: *sneezes*
Sorority Girl 2: Are you sick?
Sorority Girl 1: I think I’m allergic to something, but I don’t know what.
Sorority Girl 2: Maybe it’s the humidity?

Overheard in AOK
by Mike

I just really enjoy the feng shui up in here, you know?

Daedalus — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:00:17 +0000

Professor: Alright, so if you have any questions, I’ll be happy to stay after class and help you… nah, that’s a lie, but I still stay after class though.

Overheard in ITE
by Punkaceratop

But you have to watch it for twice as long.

Daedalus — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:00:05 +0000

(it’s hard to get through this prof’s lectures without a quote)

Professor: Midget porn: it’s only half as bad as regular porn.

Overheard in Sondheim
by Lars

Speaking in tongues or psychotic break? You decide!

Daedalus — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:53:17 +0000

Girl 1: She’s saying words and I don’t know what they mean.
Girl 2: Whatever, I still can’t believe she ripped the phonebook.

Overheard in ITE
by Thatonelatinostudent

Pre-21st Century? Why no, this actually happened in 2003.

Daedalus — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:52:01 +0000

Professor (speaking of a scientist whose results contradicted church teachings): He made a fool out of them, and they executed him. Standard procedure.

Overheard in ITE
by risto