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Hey everybody! Thanks for a great semester of quotes so far. You guys are the whole reason this place stays up at all, after all.

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From the school of Somebody Else’s Job

Professor: (psst) Alright, I’m tired of cleaning the board, can we move to another classroom?

Overheard in the ITE Building
by Punkaceratop

Now, the meth addiction…Well, I’m a chip off the ol’ block!

Guy: I feel like I’m on the safe side as far as alcoholism skipping me.

Overheard outside the Dining Hall
by James G

And UMBC has its own SS: the Squirrel Service

Guy: *Pssht*, The mounties? They’re the gestapo of Canada…

Overheard in the Dining Hall
by MK

Spring 2009

Hey everybody! I hope you all had a great Winter Break (or Semester, as the case may be..), and you’ve come back to UMBC ready to study.

Actually, I’m more concerned with you being ready to laugh your jolly butts off at the funny things people are overheard saying around these parts. Send in your quotes, and lets start the semester with a roaring laugh!

This new Chartwells stuff sure packs the extra yardage on!

Girl: …and it squirted…ALL the way across the cafeteria!

Overheard in the Commons
by PhantomBovine

Overheard needs your quotes!

Oh no! The quote quota is running out! Send in your quotes and keep OverheardAtUMBC alive with laughter!

It is dark. You are eaten by a non-linear equation.

Professor: That’s what this class is about; being able to survive in a hostile environment using the power theorems.

Overheard in Differential Equations in Math/Psych
by pyninja

Mario went too deep undercover, and got addicted to the product

Student: It all makes sense now! Bowser was a Columbian drug lord!

Overheard in the Commons
by /* No Comment */