Guy 1: I gotta get me some of that Jow Jing…
Guy 2: Does that mean poon? I’m not really up on my slang.
Overheard in the Commons
by Anonymous
Archive for the 'The Commons' Category
All I really want is a piping hot eggroll in my mouth.
Published April 2, 2009 Students , The Commons Leave a CommentGuy 1: I really hope it’s on the third floor.
Guy 2: Yeah, you and your testicles better hope so.
Overheard in the Commons Garage
by Farrah S.
Well, since you’re headed there, would you mind…
Published February 25, 2009 Outside , Students , The Commons Leave a CommentGuy (to friends): So I was thinking about going to the porn store…
Overheard by the Commons
by James G.
Chalk up another win for Computer Science
Published February 19, 2009 Nerds , Students , The Commons Leave a CommentGuy: I’ve always wanted to have sex with a girl while playing World of Warcraft on my laptop.
Overheard in the Commons
by xoxo Gossip Girl
How many members do clubs need again?
Published February 17, 2009 Students , The Commons Leave a CommentGirl It’s all about the boobies. They are just soooo… Oh, I love boobies. Damn, girls are just so amazing. They smell nice and have nice boobies and… (sighs).
Overheard in the Commons
by Alyssa
I’m not sure what just happened, but I think it’s immoral.
Published November 17, 2008 Students , The Commons Leave a CommentGuy 1: Hey, I have a question, is Chinese and Vietnamese are Asian?
Guy 2: So what do you think they are?
Guy 1: Oh well, Chinese is Chinese and Vietnamese is Vietnamese.
Overheard in the Commons
by punkaceratop
No, actually. I prefer strip Go Fish.
Published November 14, 2008 Outside , Students , The Commons Leave a CommentGirl 1: There was a naked girl and a naked guy. In the conference room. That’s just not the type of game I partake in.
Girl 2: What? You don’t like strip Apples to Apples?
Overheard outside of the Commons
by the nerds
Ah, because that was the next question I would have asked.
Published October 31, 2008 Students , The Commons , The Grill Leave a CommentGirl: I have some gay friends. [pause] Yeah, I buy them a lot of porn.
Overheard by the Grill
by Capa
Drama in the 21st century has a…peculiar flavor.
Published October 20, 2008 Ditzes , Students , The Commons Leave a CommentStudent 1: (carrying two small books) Like OH MY GOD I have like 17 books on me. Dear mother of God they’re so heavy.
Student 2: Here give me that one.
Overheard in the Commons
by MaStaMinD
This is what the third floor conference rooms are really for.
Published October 17, 2008 Students , The Commons Leave a CommentGirl: LETS DO IT!
Guy: ..Here..? Now..?
Overheard in the Commons
by Chrissy
