Archive for the 'Susquehanna Hall' Category

She’s part of the Weather Channel’s R&D division

Blonde: I hate rainy days. Look at this! It’s like God’s pissing on me.

Overheard outside Susquehanna
by CB

Don’t stop believin’

Guy: I don’t care what you say, I wish I was a rhinoceros.

Overheard in Susquehanna
by Mary

U Must Be a Cleric

Student: Talking about my mom and epic mounts…

Overheard outside of Susquehanna
by Just a Girl

Wasn’t this basically the plot to Oedipus?

Girl 1: I try to be as ugly as possible whenever I’m around him. And he calls my mom, ‘mom’.
Girl 2: Yeah, eww.
Girl 1: But she actually kind of IS his mom…

Overheard on the sidewalk by Susquehanna
by David

Saying “South East Asian” probably would have blown his mind.

Girl: He’s Asian!
Guy 1: Really?
Girl: Yeah, he’s Indian!
Guy 1: Oh, that kind of Asian. Stop using big words!
Guy 2: Asia is a four-letter word!

Overheard in Susquehanna
by Moo

That’s why she won’t let us date.

Girl 1: I try to be as ugly as possible around him. And he calls my mom, “Mom.”
Girl 2: Yeah, eww.
Girl 1: But she actually kind of IS his mom.

Overheard outside of Susquehanna Hall
by David



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