Blonde: I hate rainy days. Look at this! It’s like God’s pissing on me.
Overheard outside Susquehanna
by CB
Blonde: I hate rainy days. Look at this! It’s like God’s pissing on me.
Overheard outside Susquehanna
by CB
Guy: I don’t care what you say, I wish I was a rhinoceros.
Overheard in Susquehanna
by Mary
Student: Talking about my mom and epic mounts…
Overheard outside of Susquehanna
by Just a Girl
Girl 1: I try to be as ugly as possible whenever I’m around him. And he calls my mom, ‘mom’.
Girl 2: Yeah, eww.
Girl 1: But she actually kind of IS his mom…
Girl: He’s Asian!
Guy 1: Really?
Girl: Yeah, he’s Indian!
Guy 1: Oh, that kind of Asian. Stop using big words!
Guy 2: Asia is a four-letter word!
Overheard in Susquehanna
by Moo
Girl 1: I try to be as ugly as possible around him. And he calls my mom, “Mom.”
Girl 2: Yeah, eww.
Girl 1: But she actually kind of IS his mom.
Overheard outside of Susquehanna Hall
by David