Wait a second. This IS Basketweaving 322 right?

Student: What should I call you? Should I call you Susan, Professor [lastname], Mrs [lastname], or…?
Professor: Well, people don’t usually call me Susan. Especially since my name is Sharon.

Overheard in the RAC
by a student

At mine it was “those who were in the prostitution ring” and “those who liked math”

Girl: There are two categories of kids in my elementary school: those who could juggle and those who could not.
Guy: Your middle school sucked ass then.

Overheard in the RAC
by Maura S.

More like, “Sub Connections… Eat ass!”

Female athlete: (singing) Subway…eat fresh!…Sub Connections…Eat…it!

Overheard at RAC entrance
by She Just Dries Like This

Well somebody failed English 100…

Girl on Cell: I was so excited. I was literally walking on air.

Overheard outside the RAC
by Katie

It depends on the girl.

Guy on phone: A girl touching my bum is not something for you to get jealous of.

Overheard in the RAC
by Alex

Patty’s anorexic, though.

Girl: This may seem like a weird thing to say, but I named my boobs “Patty” and “Selma.”
(Her friends laughs.)
Girl: Selma’s a fatty.

Overheard in the RAC, Girl’s Locker Room
by the red headed stepchild

That pus-spewing wound is just in your imagination!

Girl: …so I think it might be a staph infection…
Another Girl: It’s not a staph infection. Staph infections are a myth.

Overheard in the RAC, Girl’s Locker Room
by TAM