Professor: Alright, so if you have any questions, I’ll be happy to stay after class and help you… nah, that’s a lie, but I still stay after class though.
Overheard in ITE
by Punkaceratop
Archive for the 'Professors' Category
I just really enjoy the feng shui up in here, you know?
Published March 30, 2009 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentPre-21st Century? Why no, this actually happened in 2003.
Published March 24, 2009 Faculty , In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor (speaking of a scientist whose results contradicted church teachings): He made a fool out of them, and they executed him. Standard procedure.
Overheard in ITE
by risto
Professor: There’s no static [electricity] where I come from.
Overheard in Physics
by Anonymous
Actually, I’m pretty sure this happened recently…say, the past 8 years?
Published March 10, 2009 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor: (speaking of a scientist whose results contradicted church teachings) He made a fool out of them, and they executed him. Standard procedure.
Overheard in ITE
by risto
Welcome to college, kiddo
Published March 3, 2009 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Professors , Students Leave a CommentProfessor: Any questions about the syllabus.
Student: (raises hand. gets called on. gets up from seat) Hi my name is A***** class of 2013. I am freshman in Biology. What is your bathroom policy?
Professor: Wear diapers. Any other questions?
Overheard in Math/Psych
by MaStaMinD
Did you bring enough for the rest of the class? You did?! My man!
Published February 11, 2009 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building , Students Leave a CommentStudent: What’s your policy on beverages?
Professor: I think we should drink them. I mean, not a keg or anything…
Overheard in Sondheim
by PKT
The secret to small class sizes
Published February 6, 2009 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building Leave a CommentProfessor: Did anyone tell you that your penis would fall off if you took this class?
Overheard in Sondheim
by PKT
Wait a second. This IS Basketweaving 322 right?
Published February 2, 2009 Ditzes , Professors , Retriever Activity Center , Students Leave a CommentStudent: What should I call you? Should I call you Susan, Professor [lastname], Mrs [lastname], or…?
Professor: Well, people don’t usually call me Susan. Especially since my name is Sharon.
Overheard in the RAC
by a student
Oh, THAT’S the answer he was looking for on the exam.
Published December 16, 2008 Biological Sciences Building , In a class , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor: Chemistry happens, and then the products flow out.
Overheard in Biology
by Michael
Yeah, but can we really judge her for that?
Published December 15, 2008 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building Leave a CommentProfessor: This is Lindsay Lohan. She’s got a problem with underpants and cocaine.
Overheard in Sondheim
by LHM
