Girl speaking loudly on cell phone, on bus: So I told her, “Come on mom, slap my ass! Don’t be a pussy!” No, she wouldn’t do it… That’s what I said! I told her to slap my ass, and she wouldn’t do it! I’ll ask my dad.
Overheard on the Satellite bus
by CB
Guy (on phone): Should you get a perm? Are you trying to look ugly?
Overheard outside Math/Psych
by the nerds
Girl (on phone): Don’t roll your eyes at me!
Overheard in the Commons
by nit30wl
Girl on Cell: I was so excited. I was literally walking on air.
Overheard outside the RAC
by Katie
Girl on phone: I would totally serenade for her but I woke up this morning and I have two huge holes in my nose. (pause) No, not nostrils, like pores! (pause) Of course, she is going to see them, we are going to have sex after my serenade. (pause) YES, I am THAT good. (pause) AND in bed. What can I say, I am pretty fantastic. (pause) NO, serenading is SO not my last resort.
Overheard in the Commons
by Kate
Guy on phone: A girl touching my bum is not something for you to get jealous of.
Overheard in the RAC
by Alex
Guy talking too loudly on cell phone: Honestly, if you took a dump and smeared it all over my chest, you know, in my face and all that, I’d be fine. Actually I might not, thats pretty extreme, but you know…
Overheard in the Library
by TheBaker
Kid on cell phone: Mom! I totally have a job now… I make like $7.50 at the Commons… I put in like 6 hours a week. Every paycheck, I’m bringing home like MAD money!
Overheard on Walker Avenue
by Coldbeard
