Professor: Any questions about the syllabus.
Student: (raises hand. gets called on. gets up from seat) Hi my name is A***** class of 2013. I am freshman in Biology. What is your bathroom policy?
Professor: Wear diapers. Any other questions?
Overheard in Math/Psych
by MaStaMinD
Guy (on phone): Should you get a perm? Are you trying to look ugly?
Overheard outside Math/Psych
by the nerds
Teacher: So you pay for that annually.
Student: No, I pay for it yearly.
Overheard in Math/Psych
by Ryan
Professor: Where are you?
Female student: I don’t know
Professor: I know you don’t know. I noticed that you are (pause) high.
Overheard in a French class Math/Psych
by manbearpig
Professor: I love ripping things! I also like fire…but I’ll contain myself.
Overheard in Calc Class, Math/Psych Building
by Rosey
Student: What did you just do there?
Professor: Uhh… magic.
Overheard in a Calculus class, Math/Psych Building
by sarah e
Guy: Let’s do math.
Professor: Right, math makes a lot more sense than English.
Girl: English makes no sense, it’ll give you a migraine.
Overheard in Calculus class, Math/Psych building
by Moo
Professor: And by magic, you have the answer.
Overheard in a Calculus class, Math/Psych Building
by E
Girl 1: My initials are HG, like HG TV.
Girl 2: No, that’s HD. Isn’t HG like an element or something?
Girl 1: I don’t know.
Girl 2: Yeah, I think it is. Gold or something.
Overheard in the Math/Psych Building
by student2
Student: Wait, we’re talking about Plato, right?
Professor: Did I say Plato? I meant Aristotle. Here’s the deal–if I say Plato I need you to slap me…
(The students get quiet.)
Professor: (quickly adding) Figuratively speaking of course…
Overheard in a Political Philosophy class, Math/Psych Building
by pyrodancer
