Professor: Does anyone know anyone like that? They go on a first date,
say “I love you” and the person says “I love YOU”? I don’t know anyone
like that, but wouldn’t it be great? I mean, next week you meet someone,
or maybe you’re with that person now, and on your first date and you say
“I love you” and live happily ever after. It would be like a children’s
book, or a fairytale. (smiles and pauses) Ok, Now back to abuse.
Overheard in Psychology in Lecture Hall 8
by Katelyn
Professor: Elements have what?
Guy: Material properties?
Professor: Whipped cream? No! Material properties.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 8, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by It’s not whip cream?
Professor, discussing upcoming exam: I expect you to know the values of sine and cosine for these common angles.
Student: Can we leave our answers in radical form rather than decimal?
Professor: Sure, I won’t hack off too many points if you get the right answer.
Overheard in an Electrical Engineering class, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Steven L.
Professor: So what is the meatiest calculator out there?
Student: TI-89!
Professor: So what can the TI-89 do?
Student: Calculus!
Professor: Holy shit! Integral calculus! I didn’t know they could do that these days. Well, I’m gonna clutch my genitals and go hide in the corner!
Overheard in Lecture Hall 8, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Dan2
Student: I think I’m gonna drop this class, but come anyway to learn the material. I’ll be here, but I won’t. I’ll be like a phantom or something. That’s it, a phantom.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 8, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Richard
