Professor: Alright, so if you have any questions, I’ll be happy to stay after class and help you… nah, that’s a lie, but I still stay after class though.
Overheard in ITE
by Punkaceratop
Archive for the 'Information Technology/Engineering Building' Category
I just really enjoy the feng shui up in here, you know?
Published March 30, 2009 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentSpeaking in tongues or psychotic break? You decide!
Published March 24, 2009 Information Technology/Engineering Building , Students Leave a CommentGirl 1: She’s saying words and I don’t know what they mean.
Girl 2: Whatever, I still can’t believe she ripped the phonebook.
Overheard in ITE
by Thatonelatinostudent
Pre-21st Century? Why no, this actually happened in 2003.
Published March 24, 2009 Faculty , In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor (speaking of a scientist whose results contradicted church teachings): He made a fool out of them, and they executed him. Standard procedure.
Overheard in ITE
by risto
Actually, I’m pretty sure this happened recently…say, the past 8 years?
Published March 10, 2009 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor: (speaking of a scientist whose results contradicted church teachings) He made a fool out of them, and they executed him. Standard procedure.
Overheard in ITE
by risto
U Must Be a Coder
Published December 11, 2008 Engineering Building , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor: So programs can’t be specific. If you were to make a program that took 5 and 2 and got 7 every time, no one would want to use your program. But if you made a program that took any two numbers and added them together … well, no one would want to use that program either, but at least it would do something.
Overheard in the Engineering Building
by UMBC Student
I want one that comes in ‘too fast.’
Published November 7, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor: A computer only comes in one speed, right? “Too slow.”
Overheard in ITE
by Rob
College professors as liberals? Ludacrous!
Published October 10, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors , Students Leave a CommentStudent: You’re swinging to the Left!
Professor: No I’m not, I’m swinging to the TRUTH!
Overheard in ITE
by Kate
They’re called needles.
Published October 8, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor: Like a pine tree after a fire. You know, where one side is all burned up and the other side still has all the green stuff.
(He pauses and looks at all the weird looks from students)
Professor: You’d be surprised what boy scouts find to burn!
Overheard in ITE
by amused ex-girlscout
It’s ok. He called “no homo”
Published October 2, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Students Leave a CommentGuy (regarding a professor): Okay, I don’t mean this in a gay way at all, but I would totally have passionate gay sex with him.
Overheard in ITE
by Honorsnerd
Hey there Delilah…you’re dead.
Published September 23, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors , Students Leave a CommentProfessor: Alright everyone, back to writing your eulogies.
Student: Yea Everyone! Act emo!
Overheard in a class, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Lizard_Almighty
