Professor: Alright, so if you have any questions, I’ll be happy to stay after class and help you… nah, that’s a lie, but I still stay after class though.
Overheard in ITE
by Punkaceratop
Archive for the 'In a class' Category
I just really enjoy the feng shui up in here, you know?
Published March 30, 2009 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentBut you have to watch it for twice as long.
Published March 25, 2009 In a class , Sondheim Building Leave a Comment(it’s hard to get through this prof’s lectures without a quote)
Professor: Midget porn: it’s only half as bad as regular porn.
Overheard in Sondheim
by Lars
Pre-21st Century? Why no, this actually happened in 2003.
Published March 24, 2009 Faculty , In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor (speaking of a scientist whose results contradicted church teachings): He made a fool out of them, and they executed him. Standard procedure.
Overheard in ITE
by risto
Actually, I’m pretty sure this happened recently…say, the past 8 years?
Published March 10, 2009 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor: (speaking of a scientist whose results contradicted church teachings) He made a fool out of them, and they executed him. Standard procedure.
Overheard in ITE
by risto
Welcome to college, kiddo
Published March 3, 2009 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Professors , Students Leave a CommentProfessor: Any questions about the syllabus.
Student: (raises hand. gets called on. gets up from seat) Hi my name is A***** class of 2013. I am freshman in Biology. What is your bathroom policy?
Professor: Wear diapers. Any other questions?
Overheard in Math/Psych
by MaStaMinD
Did you bring enough for the rest of the class? You did?! My man!
Published February 11, 2009 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building , Students Leave a CommentStudent: What’s your policy on beverages?
Professor: I think we should drink them. I mean, not a keg or anything…
Overheard in Sondheim
by PKT
My favorite is Diatomic Pepsi. Zero calories!
Published February 10, 2009 In a class , Lecture Hall 2 , Students Leave a CommentGuy 1: Yo, do you remember which ones are diatomic? Is phosphorus?
Guy 2: I know oxygen is…
Guy 1: What about nitrogen? I don’t know…
Guy 2: Yeah, damn.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 2
by Chemist
The secret to small class sizes
Published February 6, 2009 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building Leave a CommentProfessor: Did anyone tell you that your penis would fall off if you took this class?
Overheard in Sondheim
by PKT
Oh, THAT’S the answer he was looking for on the exam.
Published December 16, 2008 Biological Sciences Building , In a class , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor: Chemistry happens, and then the products flow out.
Overheard in Biology
by Michael
Yeah, but can we really judge her for that?
Published December 15, 2008 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building Leave a CommentProfessor: This is Lindsay Lohan. She’s got a problem with underpants and cocaine.
Overheard in Sondheim
by LHM
