Hey baby, let me send you a poke.

(After eavesdropping on two girls’ conversation for a few minutes, boy interrupts: Are we Facebook friends?

Overheard in Fine Arts
by BlondeandBlue

Like….a degree?

Loud Girl: Like, I don’t get those people. As long as I get something out of being here for four years then it was definitely worth the money.

Overheard in Fine Arts
by John Q. Student

Yeah, I hate that too!

Professor: When I was younger, people tried to call me Letty and I was like, ‘Stop! That’s not my damn name!’

Overhead in Fine Arts
by JK

Monty Python does Fine Arts

Professor: Now look at these figures.
Student 1: Those are women
Professor: (appalled) These are WOMEN?
Student 1: Well they’ve got boobs
Professor: (pause) Yeah…they have really…saggy breasts. They’re very droopy. So these are women then.
Student 2: I hope not
Professor: These are actually men. They wear flower pots on their heads…(pause)…very peculiar

Overheard in Fine Arts
by DW Washburn

Phallic Art 101

Professor: This figure has a VERY erect penis. Look–it’s just right there!!

Overheard in Fine Arts
by DW Washburn

How indeed?

Student (speaking about Afghanis): How can we kill them when they are flying around on rugs??

Overheard in Fine Arts
by AnonymouS

‘Eva Braun’ was just a nickname.

Professor: “Actually, it was Nancy [Reagan] in the bunker with Hitler.”

Overheard in Fine Arts
by JW

The little brain that could.

Professor: “Grow some more neurons!”

in a class, Fine Arts building
-SteelWolf

With a bullet or a stimulant. The choice is negligible.

Professor: If you don’t have energy now you probably should have shot yourself before you came in.

Overheard in Fine Arts
by chafee

This goes beyond ‘getting your freak on’

Professor: “If ‘The Tourist from Syracuse’ doesn’t freak your freak, then you have no freak to freak, which makes you a freak.”

Overheard in English Class in the Fine Arts building
by Hickleper