Blonde: I hate rainy days. Look at this! It’s like God’s pissing on me.
Overheard outside Susquehanna
by CB
Archive for the 'Ditzes' Category
She’s part of the Weather Channel’s R&D division
Published April 6, 2009 Ditzes , Outside , Students , Susquehanna Hall Leave a CommentIt could be air. I mean, air is EVERYWHERE!
Published March 31, 2009 A.O.K. Library , Ditzes , Students Leave a CommentSorority Girl 1: *sneezes*
Sorority Girl 2: Are you sick?
Sorority Girl 1: I think I’m allergic to something, but I don’t know what.
Sorority Girl 2: Maybe it’s the humidity?
Overheard in AOK
by Mike
Wait a second. This IS Basketweaving 322 right?
Published February 2, 2009 Ditzes , Professors , Retriever Activity Center , Students Leave a CommentStudent: What should I call you? Should I call you Susan, Professor [lastname], Mrs [lastname], or…?
Professor: Well, people don’t usually call me Susan. Especially since my name is Sharon.
Overheard in the RAC
by a student
I hear the Greek salad has all the fundamentals. We can learn a lot from it.
Published January 27, 2009 Dining Hall , Ditzes Leave a CommentGirl 1: “Oh my god, look!”
Girl 2: “Does that say ‘pork butt!?’”
Girl 1: “What IS that!?”
Girl 2: “Is that really the butt…of a PORK?!?”
Both pause, clearly disgusted.
Girl 1: “Let’s get salad.”
Overheard in the Dining Hall
by Chemist
The upsetting part is the high chance that this is a premed student.
Published December 1, 2008 Ditzes , Lecture Hall 5 , Students Leave a CommentGirl: You’re getting the flu? Jeez… Relax, it’s not like you’re getting influenza or something.
Overheard outside of Lecture Hall 5
by Lauren P
Once I heard jewel thief, I was sold.
Published November 12, 2008 Administration Building , Ditzes , Students Leave a CommentGirl: I voted Obama. I don’t even know if he’s Republican or Democrat.
Overheard in the Administration Building
by Dan
If you believe it hard enough, it’ll come true.
Published November 10, 2008 A.O.K. Library , Ditzes , Outside , Students Leave a CommentGirl: He was, like, coming off a high, but I like to think the reason was because I was sexy.
Overheard outside the library
by the nerds
Loud Girl: Like, I don’t get those people. As long as I get something out of being here for four years then it was definitely worth the money.
Overheard in Fine Arts
by John Q. Student
Drama in the 21st century has a…peculiar flavor.
Published October 20, 2008 Ditzes , Students , The Commons Leave a CommentStudent 1: (carrying two small books) Like OH MY GOD I have like 17 books on me. Dear mother of God they’re so heavy.
Student 2: Here give me that one.
Overheard in the Commons
by MaStaMinD
This is all the sixth sense is actually good for.
Published October 14, 2008 Ditzes , On a Cell Phone , The Commons Leave a CommentGirl (on phone): Don’t roll your eyes at me!
Overheard in the Commons
by nit30wl
