There’s a certain line with these things. And you just crossed it.

(Guy high fives girl)
Girl: Your hands are ashy.
Guy: No. My feet are ashy. My elbows are ashy. My knees are ashy. But my hands are definitely not ashy.

Overheard in Chesapeake Hall
by Rynu

Plug the USB into the PSP! Upload the downloads!!

Guy (on phone): No, USB, not PSP!

Overheard between Chesapeake and Harbor
by ThedPwnsYou

Every now and then, somebody scoobs me.

Student: I get cliffed a lot. I get shagged sometimes. But I get cliffed a lot.

Overheard in front of Chesapeake Hall
by Bluetooth man

The hair dye has clearly seeped into her brain.

Purple Haired Girl: I managed not to tell anyone I was coaster today!

Overheard outside of Chesapeake Hall
by Simone

If Levi’s makes gay-friendly commercials, why can’t Dove?

Guy 1: Dude, your skin is so soft.
Guy 2: And the way you’re touching it feels so good.

Overheard in Chesapeake Hall
by Anonymous

I hang it to dry on my rack.

Girl: My rug is always saggy. How do you keep your rug dry?

Overheard in Chesapeake Hall
by Anonymous

Maybe biographesque? That sounds right.

Guy 1: Yo, I want to write a book about my life that’s not biographal.
Guy 2: You mean biographish?

Overheard outside of Chesapeake Hall
by Penny Lane

Child support’s a bitch, though.

Dude #1: Hey man, wanna go get some things pregnant?
Dude #2: Um. What? What kind of things?
Dude #1: Just stuff. Whatever we find.

Overheard in Chesapeake 1st North
by J

We usually just have them in our mouths!

Boy: Why are you yelling your heads off? You don’t… even have them!
Girl: Sorry, we’re just not used to having penises! We don’t know what it’s like!

Overheard in Chesapeake 1st North
by J