Sorority Girl 1: *sneezes*
Sorority Girl 2: Are you sick?
Sorority Girl 1: I think I’m allergic to something, but I don’t know what.
Sorority Girl 2: Maybe it’s the humidity?
Overheard in AOK
by Mike
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It could be air. I mean, air is EVERYWHERE!
Published March 31, 2009 A.O.K. Library , Ditzes , Students Leave a CommentBold defiance of the weather ritual? Sounds eccentric to me.
Published February 4, 2009 A.O.K. Library , Students Leave a CommentGuy: Why are you wearing a huge coat when it’s 68 degrees outside? You’re so fucking eccentric.
Girl: Actually, I just didn’t check the weather this morning.
Overheard in AOK
by CB
You’ll find that some will politely disagree here.
Published January 28, 2009 A.O.K. Library , Students Leave a CommentGirl on cell phone: That’s all you ever do, all day long. Just touch, touch, touch–touching people’s boobs. That’s not cool, man. NOT cool.
Overheard in AOK
by CB
This reads like a craigslist personal ad.
Published November 18, 2008 A.O.K. Library , Outside , Students Leave a CommentGirl 1: Tonight I’m making quesadillas!
Girl 2: Oh my God! I’d love to munch on your quesadilla!! I mean quesadillas…
Overheard in front of the library
by thatonelatinostudent
If you believe it hard enough, it’ll come true.
Published November 10, 2008 A.O.K. Library , Ditzes , Outside , Students Leave a CommentGirl: He was, like, coming off a high, but I like to think the reason was because I was sexy.
Overheard outside the library
by the nerds
Guy 1: I always fall to sleep in that class.
Guy 2: Don’t worry, next time I see you fall asleep in class I’ll use my bb-gun and shoot you.
Overheard in the library
by punkaceratop
Guy 1: Hey, do the physics homework
Guy 2: No, I’m doing this (showing a paper), umm not this one…Umm. What am I doing?
Overheard in the library
by punkaceratop
She’s moving on to asphyxiation I guess.
Published June 19, 2008 A.O.K. Library , Ditzes , Students Leave a CommentGirl: For next semester, I definitely need to stock up on Ziplock bags because I get injured so much. Even when I’m sober. I bruise like a summer fruit.
Overheard in the Library
by Lisa
One sorority girl to another: What’s that drink I like? It’s pink and it comes in a cup…
Overheard at Jazzman’s in the Library atrium
by Stephanie
However, I’m still encouraging you to do it.
Published May 2, 2008 A.O.K. Library , Outside , Students Leave a CommentGuy: I’m telling you man, if you go into a dollar store late at night and buy pantyhoses and duct tape it’s gonna look suspicious.
Overheard outside of the Library
by JK
