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She’s part of the Weather Channel’s R&D division
Published April 6, 2009 Ditzes , Outside , Students , Susquehanna Hall Leave a CommentBlonde: I hate rainy days. Look at this! It’s like God’s pissing on me.
Overheard outside Susquehanna
by CB
Hey everybody! Thanks for a great semester of quotes so far. You guys are the whole reason this place stays up at all, after all.
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Here’s to a hilarious future!
Sovereignty. It’s not just for nations anymore.
Published April 3, 2009 Erickson Field , Outside , Students Leave a CommentGuy: Daaaammmmnnnn, what? They all got their whole country down at that field?
Girl: Mhmmm.
Overheard by Erickson Field
by Umbc student
All I really want is a piping hot eggroll in my mouth.
Published April 2, 2009 Students , The Commons Leave a CommentGuy 1: I gotta get me some of that Jow Jing…
Guy 2: Does that mean poon? I’m not really up on my slang.
Overheard in the Commons
by Anonymous
It could be air. I mean, air is EVERYWHERE!
Published March 31, 2009 A.O.K. Library , Ditzes , Students Leave a CommentSorority Girl 1: *sneezes*
Sorority Girl 2: Are you sick?
Sorority Girl 1: I think I’m allergic to something, but I don’t know what.
Sorority Girl 2: Maybe it’s the humidity?
Overheard in AOK
by Mike
I just really enjoy the feng shui up in here, you know?
Published March 30, 2009 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor: Alright, so if you have any questions, I’ll be happy to stay after class and help you… nah, that’s a lie, but I still stay after class though.
Overheard in ITE
by Punkaceratop
But you have to watch it for twice as long.
Published March 25, 2009 In a class , Sondheim Building Leave a Comment(it’s hard to get through this prof’s lectures without a quote)
Professor: Midget porn: it’s only half as bad as regular porn.
Overheard in Sondheim
by Lars
Speaking in tongues or psychotic break? You decide!
Published March 24, 2009 Information Technology/Engineering Building , Students Leave a CommentGirl 1: She’s saying words and I don’t know what they mean.
Girl 2: Whatever, I still can’t believe she ripped the phonebook.
Overheard in ITE
by Thatonelatinostudent
Pre-21st Century? Why no, this actually happened in 2003.
Published March 24, 2009 Faculty , In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors Leave a CommentProfessor (speaking of a scientist whose results contradicted church teachings): He made a fool out of them, and they executed him. Standard procedure.
Overheard in ITE
by risto
